20 Pick Up Lines That Will Never Work

If you are thinking of using these pick up lines, then you are definitely doomed from the moment they leave your mouth. Yet over the years, men have continued to use them to pick up women. 

Guys, I can assure you that no woman wants to hear these pick up lines. These pickup lines are so funny and you can have a good laugh with your girlfriends. Guys please anytime you are thinking about using a pickup line, do us all a favour by running it by a few people, especially the opposite sex.  

So just for a good laugh, we present 20 pick up lines that never work.

1. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

2. “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”

3. “You are a thief because you stole my heart.”

4. “I must be a snowflake because I have fallen for you.”

5. “I have a place in Miami in case you’re available next weekend.”

6. “Something is wrong with my cell phone — your number is not in it.”

7. “Is your Dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.”

8. “Can you kiss me on the cheek so that I can say a cute girl kissed me tonight?”

9. “Someone call the cops because it is illegal to be that good looking!”

10. “I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”

11. “People call me John, but you can call me Tonight.”

12. “The only way your hair can look any better is on my pillow.”

13. “I’ve got skittles in my mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?

14. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

15. “Nice shoes, let’s bang.”

16. “Baby, I wear size 14 in men’s shoes.”

17. “Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.”

18. “Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.”

19. “I would buy you a drink, but I would be jealous of the glass.”

20. “What are the chances I’ll see you naked tonight?”

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